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in the 90s david duchovny went into x files internet chat rooms and was like ‘hey it’s david i want to talk about the x files’ but nobody believed it was him i’m crying
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*looks at straight couple* so which one of you is the YA protagonist and which is the romantic subplot?
- other 20 year olds: make it into the cast of SNL
- me, 20 years old: walked into a door a few minutes ago
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Tobias had recently been asked to address a group of depressed men who had been described over the phone as blue.
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Dear taylorswift, please take care of your knees on tour
taylorswift always screwing up her knee >_<
dont forget this
She needs to CALM DOWN